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Slop Dropper
If you didn't read it, neither will I.
A Slop Dropper hands over AI-generated docs, decks or code they never checked.
Signs you've met one.
- The doc is 14 pages long and makes one point, twice.
- The deck has a slide titled "Key Takeaways" and no takeaways.
- The code change is 900 lines, and they can't explain line 12.
Check before you send
Five checks for anything an AI helped write. Paste it into your next review.
Before you send AI-assisted work: [ ] I read every line I am sending. [ ] I can explain it without the AI open. [ ] I checked the facts, numbers and links. [ ] I cut what the reader doesn't need. [ ] I said where AI helped.
Anonymous
Send it to a coworker.
Send this page instead of saying it. A first name is optional, and it lives only in the link, so it never reaches our server or the link preview.
Sending this back with a checklist. If you didn't read it, neither will I.
officecreatures.com/slop-dropperMore creatures.
Call Hopper
It could have been a message.
Read the file →Coffee Badger
Badge in. Latte. Badge out.
Read the file →Booth Hog
It's a phone booth, not an apartment.
Read the file →Hermit Crab
That desk isn't your shell.
Read the file →Fridge Raccoon
Labels are not suggestions.
Read the file →Midnight Owl
It's 11pm. Schedule send exists.
Read the file →Knowledge Squirrel
Bus factor: one squirrel.
Read the file →Scope Creeper
Just one small thing.
Read the file →Buzzword Bumblebee
Let's circle back to never.
Read the file →