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Coffee Badger
Badge in. Latte. Badge out.
A Coffee Badger badges into the office, is seen holding a coffee, and leaves.
Press the numbered buttons to walk it through a visit. Poke the badger to make it talk.
Visit logged: 44 min, or 9% of a workday. One latte.
Badged in at 09:02. A full workday is 8 hours.
- BADGE IN · door 3E
- Latte acquired
Signs you've met one.
- Their badge swipe and their latte share a timestamp.
- They do one lap of the floor, cup held high.
- By 11:30 the desk is empty and the status still says "In office".
Propose an anchor day
One shared office day with real work on it makes the trip worth more than a latte. Send this to the team.
Proposal: one anchor day a week, when everyone is in. Day: [Tuesday] Core hours: [10:00 to 15:00] Saved for that day: [planning, reviews, whiteboarding, team lunch] Other days: [flexible, as now] If that day doesn't work for you, reply with one that does. I'll pick one by [Friday].
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Badge in. Latte. Badge out. Today's office visit, documented.
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