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Hermit Crab
That desk isn't your shell.
A Hermit Crab claims a shared desk with their things and never gives it back.
Signs you've met one.
- A mug, a plant and a framed photo appear on a hot desk.
- The desk stays "taken" on days they work from home.
- The booking system says free. The sweater on the chair disagrees.
A shared-desk tag
Leave it on a claimed desk. It explains, politely, that the desk belongs to whoever books it.
Coming before launch.
Anonymous
Send it to a coworker.
Send this page instead of saying it. A first name is optional, and it lives only in the link, so it never reaches our server or the link preview.
Found a shell on the shared desks. This tag explains how they work.
officecreatures.com/hermit-crabMore creatures.
Call Hopper
It could have been a message.
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It's 11pm. Schedule send exists.
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If you didn't read it, neither will I.
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Read the file →