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Booth Hog
It's a phone booth, not an apartment.
A Booth Hog moves into the only phone booth in the office and stays all day.
Signs you've met one.
- By 9am the booth holds a jacket, a charger and a lunch.
- Their "one quick call" started before you arrived.
- Everyone else takes calls in the stairwell.
A sign for the booth door
Print it and tape it to the booth. It asks for 30 minutes at a time, so you don't have to.
Coming before launch.
Anonymous
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The phone booth would like to see other people.
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