Office Creatures
Annoying, fixable office habits, each with a name, a face and a fix. Send one to a coworker instead of saying the awkward thing.
Say less. Link more.
The awkward conversation, replaced by a link and a fix.
- Spot the habit
A coworker does the thing again. You recognize the creature.
- Send the link
Their page says it for you. Your name stays out of it.
- They get the fix
Every page ends with a template, a tutorial or a tool that stops the habit.
Meet the creatures.
Observed in offices, inboxes and calendars.
Call Hopper
It could have been a message.
Read the file →
Coffee Badger
Badge in. Latte. Badge out.
Read the file →Booth Hog
It's a phone booth, not an apartment.
Read the file →Hermit Crab
That desk isn't your shell.
Read the file →
Fridge Raccoon
Labels are not suggestions.
Read the file →
Midnight Owl
It's 11pm. Schedule send exists.
Read the file →Slop Dropper
If you didn't read it, neither will I.
Read the file →Knowledge Squirrel
Bus factor: one squirrel.
Read the file →
Scope Creeper
Just one small thing.
Read the file →
Buzzword Bumblebee
Let's circle back to never.
Read the file →
Refer a coworker.
Pick a creature, optionally add a first name, and get a case-file link to send. Nothing about you is stored.
Questions, asked once.
Will they know I sent it?
Not from us. We never store your name, IP address or anything else about the sender. A name you add for the recipient lives only in the link itself.
Isn't this a bit rude?
Each creature is a habit, never a person, and every page comes with a fix. It's gentler than the conversation you were about to have.
I think I'm one of these.
Most of us are at least one. Read your page, use the fix, and send it to the next person.
Is there merch?
Soon. The shop opens at launch.