Fridge Raccoon

Labels are not suggestions.

A Fridge Raccoon eats lunches with someone else's name on them.

Swipe the fridge door shut, then open it again. Keep an eye on the lunches. Poke the raccoon to make it talk.

Looks like
A raccoon carrying a lunch bag
The fix
A printable
Emoji
:fridge-raccoon:
09:00

This lunch belongs to

  1. Full name: ______________
  2. Drinks count.
  3. Forks count.
  4. Not shared, even at the back.
  5. Only I can say yes.

The new label0 of 5 lines

Lunches left5

All 5, labeled.

Labels left5

Still in the fridge. Each one followed to the letter.

Signs you've met one.

The fix

A fridge sign and lunch labels

A sign for the fridge door, and a lunch label with every loophole closed. Print the labels on plain paper and tape them on, or on a sheet of sticker labels.

This lunch belongs to

  1. Full name: ______________
  2. Drinks count.
  3. Forks count.
  4. Not shared, even at the back.
  5. Only I can say yes.

Put in on: ________

It stays on this page. Nothing you type is stored or sent.

This fridge runs on labels.

Labels are not suggestions.

  1. A name on it means it's theirs. Drinks too. One sip or one forkful too.
  2. Shared food goes in the shared drawer, marked "Shared". Everything else belongs to someone.
  3. Only the name on the label can say yes. Asking the room is not asking.
  4. Clear-out every Friday at 3pm. Anything without a name and a date goes.

Lunch labels with no loopholes: officecreatures.com/fridge-raccoon

Anonymous

Send it to a coworker.

Send this page instead of saying it. A first name is optional, and it lives only in the link, so it never reaches our server or the link preview.

The fridge has a new sign. Labels are not suggestions.

officecreatures.com/fridge-raccoon

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